ARE NIGERIANS THIS BAD

Are Nigerians This Bad

Saturday 1st October 2022 Devotion
Scripture:- John 4:1-24
Topic:- Are Nigerians This Bad

Since I got this joke, I no fit to stop laughing.
Are Nigerians this bad?

Angel: Father! We are tired of these Nigerians in heaven!

GOD: What have they done again this time?

Angel: Everything! They don’t listen to instructions, they don’t obey Traffic rules, and they don’t wait for their turn in anything. They are completely impatient about everything; in fact, they have made heaven a living hell since they came.

God: Then we better send them to hell.

(calls the devil) Hello Luci…..

(Satan picks)

Satan: Hello my Creator and Master. Please call me later; there’s an issue I’m trying to resolve.

(10 minutes later)
God: Hellooo Lucifer!

Satan: Your Lordship, Please, I’ll call you back. The issue has turned into a serious crisis ooo!

(An hour later)
Satan: Hello your Lordship!

God: What is going on over there?

Satan: It’s the Nigerians I have with me in hell ooo.

(He stammers); They…., they…, they have quenched the fire in hell and..and…and even installed air conditioner.

Prayer Point:-
I refuse to be an instrument in the hands of the devil henceforth, in the name of Jesus Christ.

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Pastor Timothy Ogundele-Jesu

Pastor Timothy Ogundele-Jesu

Pastor Tim Ogundele_Jesu is a Minister of the Gospel of Jesus Christ and an apostle by the grace of God. He has been used by God prominently in the area of salvation, healing, blessing, and especially deliverance.

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