2 Reasonable Laugh

2 Reasonable Laugh

1. Government announced that if you have 5 kids, your salary will be increased to $500,000 per annum.

A man heard the news and said to his wife, I have a kid with my girlfriend. I’m going to bring him so we can add him to our 4 kids.

When he came back, he saw only one of his kids remaining.

He asked, where are the other 3?

His wife replied you are not the only one who heard the news.

THEIR FATHERS HAVE COME FOR THEM.

2. Olu is a house boy who drinks his boss’ wine and then adds water for a cover-up.

His boss became suspicious and decided to buy pasties (A french wine that changes colour if water added)​.

​As usual, Olu drank the pasties and topped them up with water. ​Unfortunately for him, the pasties changed colour.

When the boss came back home and notice the colour change, he told his wife about it.​

Olu knew he was in trouble and decided to stay in the kitchen.

The boss shouted, “Olu!!!”

Oolu answered..”Yes, Sir!”

​Boss… “Who drank the pasties?”​
Olu didn’t respond.

​The boss asks again, still no answer.

Then the boss went to the kitchen to confront him.​ “Are you insane or what.”

When I called you, you said ‘Yes Sir’, but when I asked you a question, you didn’t answer me!

​Hmmm Oga, when you are in the kitchen you don’t hear anything except your name,”​ Olu answered.

“Let’s try it. Okay go to the bar and stand beside madam, while I will stay in the kitchen.

Then call me and then ask me any question,”​ The Boss suggested.

Olu shouted, “Boss!”​

​Boss answered, “Yes!”

​Olu asked, “Who goes into the maid’s bedroom when madam isn’t around?”

​Boss didn’t answer​.

​Olu asked again, the Boss kept quiet.

​The boss came out from the kitchen shouting, “Wonders shall never end!!

Olu, it’s true. When one’s in the kitchen, one doesn’t hear anything except one’s name.”​

​The wife interrupted, “That’s not true. It’s a lie.”

​Without argument, Olu asks if she’d like to enter the kitchen to be tested and she agreed.

Olu called, “Madam!

​Madam answered, “Yes!”

​Olu asked, “Who is Junior’s biological father? Me or boss?”​

​Madam rushed out of the kitchen saying, “This kitchen needs to be checked, I can’t hear anything!

Note, Sin is a very shameful thing, don’t indulge in it.

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Pastor Timothy Ogundele-Jesu

Pastor Timothy Ogundele-Jesu

Pastor Tim Ogundele_Jesu is a Minister of the Gospel of Jesus Christ and an apostle by the grace of God. He has been used by God prominently in the area of salvation, healing, blessing, and especially deliverance.

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